Banned !!!!

I've been very bored lately.  It has been one of the worse kinds of boredom.  Don't know what ya want to do, but you know ya aren't doin it.  Can't think of anything interesting to do, etc.  Ya start something, then decide ya don't wanna do it before ya start it.  I could go on and on.  My head hasn't been a pleasant place to be lately.  

Well, I finally forced myself to do something, against my will and better judgement.  I went to one of those big box bookstores.  I wasn't lookin for anything specific, I've been too bored to read anything beyond the comic strip . . .  on a good day . . . 

So I'm meanderin around the store, wishin I wasn't there, but havin no idea where I wanted to be, when I got this idea . . . 

It was kinda fun, but it got everyone upset.  I really think those bookstores are staffed by those uptight, frustrated, librarian types,who couldn't get hired by a library.  Anyway, they banned me for life.  At least I'm not as bored as I was.  

 I wonder if I could hack into Amazon and do this . . .