The Infamous Grocery Store Incident . . .

This happened over a week ago.  I'm tryin to write this from memory, so bear with me.  You'll understand why I say this when you read this.

I've been needin some vinegar to mix up a brew to wash my windows.  Vinegar isn't something I use often and I often go years tween purchases.  I haven't been remembering vinegar when I am in the grocery store.  The other day, I decided that the only way I was gonna get vinegar was to make a special trip to the store to get it.  So that is what I did.  

The short drive was trouble free.  There weren't any of those dreaded little blue haired ladies in their big white or silver cars gettin in my way.  That is a good thing.  I walk into the store, wonderin if they were already there waitin for me.  They sometimes gang up on me, goin out of their way to get in my way with their big grocery carts in the stores.  I start pickin up things that I usually when do.  I even found an empty box that I could use for eBay.  No problems gettin through the aisles.  I pay and leave. 

So I'm drivin home and turning onto my street when it hits me that I didn't get the vinegar.  I'm thinkin, "$%##!!@."  I just made a special trip to get just one thing and the vinegar and it never crossed my mind till I'm almost home!!!  I thought about going back before gettin home, but I didn't. 

I've gone shoppin and forgotten to take my list.  I've gone shoppin and forgotten money.  I can't remember ever goin shoppin for one specific thing and forgettin to buy it . . .  At least I don't remember ever doin it before.  Maybe I should've made a list, but who makes a shoppin list with only one thing on it???

I still haven't gotten the vinegar or washed the windows.  I'm still shakin my head and wonderin if I should get my suitcase down from the attic, pack it and turn myself in . . . What do you think???

I don't know . . . . I just don't know . . . Jeeeeeeezzzz!!!!