Sunday, June 12, 2011

Misc.Wonderments of A Wonderin Mind . . .

Sometimes while drivin my mower around the golf course lookin for grass to cut to size, I wonder about stuff.  Sort of helps pass the time.  

The other day I was listening to a song on my little radio that only gets one station clearly . . . probably cause I think I can see the transmitter tower from certain spots on the golf course . . . when I realized I was hummin a tune.  It wasn't the song that the radio station was playin . . . I wonder if it was the heat gettin to me or  . . .  Just wonderin . . . 

Came around the corner of an aisle at the local Wal Mart recently.  There were three of those dreaded little blue haired ladies talkin with their carts side by side . . . Wasn't nobody gonna get through that aisle . . . Wonder if they knew I was in the store and wanted to go down that aisle or if it was just a coincidence . . . 

I was leavin a garage sale recently.  A husband driven car pulls up.  The wife had the car door open before the car stopped.  I didn't see anything interesting at the sale.  I'm wonderin what I missed seein . . . 

The emerald ash borer has killed around 80 ash trees at the golf course.  I'm wonderin what it is that attracts the borer to ash trees.  A few days later I read an article about fears that the ash borer may attack maple trees.  That isn't good.

You remember how I paid that lady fifty cents for the Wear Ever roaster instead of the quarter she wanted.  I gave her an extra quarter to keep the rest of the stuff that was included with it.  She ended up telling how I was hard to deal with and called me a 'little booger.'  Wonder what she would call me if she knew that I got $10 for it on eBay . . . Garage salin and eBayin can be brutal . . . 

I forget how many acres of grass thereare at the golf course.  I do know there are well over 100 acres.  The other day the fairway mowin guy, the intermediate cuttin guy, a guy goin out to cut greens and myself with the rough mower met at the same spot.  We just started laughin.  The boss was goin by with the sprayer.  Wonder what the odds are of that happenin.  That was 5 of the 7 guys workin that mornin.  

I was gettin gas for my truck the other day.  A gal pulls up to the pumps with her car.  She spots a guy she apparently knew.  She goes over to him and they start talkin.  Then I notice they are showing other their tattos.  Pant legs were goin up and down, shirts goin up and down, on and off . . . Sheesh . . . Wonder if these tattoos are a way to meet people or what . . . . Heck of an ice breaker when ya walk up to someone raise up your shirt and show em your tattoo . . . 

Just after that I'm standin in line waitin to pay for my gas station coffee.  The young lady in front had a tattoo on the back of her neck.  It was a upc code.  If I had that phone app that reads upc codes, I wonder what I would have found out . . . 

Every year around Memorial Day, the geese disappear from the golf course.  The little ones aren't usually ready to fly . . . They don't have their feathers yet.  I wonder where they disappear to . . . 

I wonder what I'm gonna be wonderin about next . . .

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